santaurl:

NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK

santaurl:

NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK

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tatersinthebuilding:





This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

tatersinthebuilding:

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This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

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flatbellybella:

jackie is a future politician for sure

flatbellybella:

jackie is a future politician for sure

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zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

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i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

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sakibatch:

chronic depression is the worst because when you have those rare good days you just know that probably tomorrow you’re gonna have a breakdown again and youre gonna feel like youre nothing and it makes anxiety go high because you fear of that and its like ugh it makes the good days horrible

eyeballseesaws:

Noel’s relationship with twitter is a little rocky at the moment.

eyeballseesaws:

Noel’s relationship with twitter is a little rocky at the moment.

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okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

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Architectural reconfiguration system. It reconstructs particles according to your needs.

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